Speaking of Naps…

By now most of you must know that Im a big fan of taking naps. Naps are a great way to pass the time when not eating or causing mischief. The problem is, once nap time is over, I need to play!

When I woke up this morning, the slaves weren’t home and my brother and sister were still napping! I decided to go on a search of the house for other playmates but this is what I found…

Mum taking a nap

That’s my mum! I tried to wake her up, but even after I pushed her off the chair onto the floor she just kept snoozing! I decided to continue my search…

Pops and Uncle taking a nap

That’s my pops and uncle… I couldn’t even roll them off the sofa! Those fatty’s need a diet!

I was going to go and look for Chico next but all of the adventure really got me tired! I decided to take a nap instead!

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Boost Your Self Confidence in One Easy Step

Even though I must admit that I’m a really cute kitty, I’m still a little too shy to post a picture of myself. Once I get a little older I’ll definitely do so, but until then, I still feel a little awkward in my body! I don’t quite have the proper balance yet to strike an elegant pose!

Even though I’m still worried about my looks, (in particular the size of my ears), my uncle is helping me feel more confident about myself every day. In fact, if you’ve been having problems with your own self-confidence I suggest taking a look at the picture below of my uncle! You’ll feel better about yourself right away!

Tamra’s Uncle

Hmmm… that picture also makes me hungry! Gotta go!

Discovering Where the Drool Comes From

Today I really wish I could take back one of my greatest accomplishments yet… opening my eyes… ugh, you won’t believe what I saw! Since the glorious day of my birth I really thought my mum was sloppy or maybe just lazy because sometimes she would do a great job washing me and other times she would leave me covered in drool. I also noticed that her breath would be really horrible the times when she would drool on me, but I just figured that was because she probably just finished washing my brother! I doubt I’ll be wrong many times in my life, but unfortunately this time I was!

Chico

Meet Chico…! While today was obviously not the first time I met Chico, it was the first time I actually saw him and his incredibly huge tongue. He seems like a nice guy, but he’s got to learn to save the drool for my brother and sister because if not, once I get a hang of using these legs, I’ll plot my revenge and tie a sponge to his mouth LOL!

I also saw someone else who kept checking up on my mum! She would bring snacks and it looked like she would even empty my mum and pops poopers from their toilets! Looks like I was lucky to be born into a rich family that has slaves! I can’t wait to be older and put the slaves to work for me. I wonder how many slaves we have! Maybe I can get one to drool on Chico to show that slob what it feels like! Hmmm… Chico does look like he will come in handy for snuggles though… speaking of which….

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Day 1 in the Life of Tamra Maew

*stretches*

After enduring 9 weeks of my brother and sister kicking me in the head, I finally found a way to escape my mums uterus today! It was actually quite a brilliant plan if I do say so myself! Rather than sit idle and take the abuse, I decided to really wiggle around so that I could get into a position to pull my sisters tail. Before I knew it, everything started to shake and I started to to feel like I was going to be crushed into mashed potatoes. Of course, I didn’t panic! Turns out, I found a secret passage and was finally free!

I couldn’t breathe at first until finally my mum started licking me with her rough tongue! That’s when I realized something important… I was starving! Don’t ask me how I did it, but I found the snacks my mum had waiting for me. Even though there were plenty of snack-bars to choose from, I decided to crawl onto my brothers head and drink from the one he was using LOL! Stealing his snack-bar made me so happy that I realized right there and then that mischief would be the mission of my life, especially if it meant getting food or a better sleeping spot! Hmmm… come to think of it, maybe I’ll set my goals high early in life and give myself three main missions: cause plenty of mischief, eat and sleep!

Looks like thats it for day 1 in my life… I’ve already caused mischief and had a good snack. Now it’s time for the cat nap!

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