Today I realized I have something in common with my servants; we both like hunting mice! The mice they hunt are bigger and look a little bit deformed, but you should see the size of its tail! The tail seriously goes from the top of the desk all the way down to the floor!

Here is a picture of me holding tightly onto the tail! The servants always go for the body of the mouse, they never grab the tail. They aren’t very good hunters, a good hunting kitty will always remove the tail first!

Here is another picture taken a few minutes later. This time I’m trying to tell my servant, “No, no, let me show you how it’s done!” lolol!

After a while I just fell asleep. It’s exhausting work trying to train these servants, they just weren’t getting it! Maybe if they used their teeth more it would help.

Normally I tend to use servant legs for climbing up to higher destinations, but today I found out they can also be used for naps.

You’re not going anywhere! Cats sleep 18 hours a day and I sure am comfy!

Purrr

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Have you ever planned something so mischievous that you wanted to tell someone just to hear them tell you how brilliant you are? I come up with brilliant mischief plans all the time and sometimes while plotting I share my secret plans with my favorite mouse!

I knew I was irresistible! The creepy slave who rubbed me all over his face came back for me with his boss! Apparently he’s allergic to cats, but not to me because I rock!

Remember when I made you try to guess which kitty was me in a picture of me and my sister? If you go back to that post, I’m the one on the right!

Here’s some more pictures of me in my new home!

I’m really glad these new servants of mine have a couch! I wonder if I’ll have to make this comfy couch uncomfortable like my uncle suggested!

As a young kitty its very important for me to develop my hunting skills! If one day I end up out in the wild, someones gonna have to catch all the food to feed myself and the servants. They’re way too clumsy to even catch road kill!

The first step to being a good hunter is staying alert! Today I was hanging out on the sofa, when I noticed my tasty little red mouse standing frozen in fear below…!

I pounced right onto him before he could escape!

After playing with the red mousey for a while, I started to feel bad! I really don’t want to come off as a bully, but I started to realize the poor red mouse might feel that way since I always hunt him. He doesn’t even have much of a tail anymore lolol!

Anyways, I decided to even things out a little…!

That’s right. it’s not safe for yellow mice either muahah!

That yellow mousey won’t have a tail for long either lolol!