Thursday Thirteen – Finding Tamra!

I’ve seen some other kitties post their website stats before showing funny things people searched for in a search engine like Google which brought the searcher to the kitties blog! Today I’ve decided to share my Top 13 Keywords!

Tamra Maew Thai Manuscripts

1) Tamra Maew – Since I’m named after the ancient Thai manuscript “Tamra Maew” which means “Cat poems” in english, I get lots of people finding my blog who might have been looking for information on the manuscript from the 17th century. Since I’m my servants first meezer, they named me after the manuscript because it is the first known document to mention the existence of a pointed cat… a MEEZER!

2) Funny stripper names – This could be because I’m never wearing clothes or because of this post!

3) Caffeine crash – I guess I talk about my caffeine addiction a little too much… I’ve written about Enjoying my Morning Coffee and my Afternoon Caffeine Crash.

4) What Aliens Eat – Ok… this one is just very disturbing… People search the internet for “What Aliens Eat” and they end up on my website? What aliens are spreading these rumors? I’d like to see an alien try to eat me, I’ll send him packing right back to whatever furry moon he came from with a few holes in his antenna courtesy of my super bitey powers lolol!

5) Roaring Lion – Now thats more like it! Take a look at the post where you can see me roaring at my servant!

6) Cat safe fake christmas tree – LOLOLOL! Nice try foolish humans searching the internet for this, it DOESNT EXIST. No tree, plant or item that takes any attention away from me will ever be safe.

7) Gonna get you – You know I will! Gonna Get You Mousey!

8) Cat named minoucheMinouche is my stripper name!

9) Funny hippy names – People sure found my funny name meme post a lot! My hippy name was Nutro Violet!

10) Share my secret – Ah… I did share a secret with my mouse once… I also have a secret cave!

11) Lady Servant – This is not acceptable. People should not find my site when searching for Lady Servant! They should find it when searching for “Lady to Serve!”

12) pics of ramses the great – Hmmm… it should be pics about Tamra the Great, but I’ll let this one slide since Ramses is a furry friend of mine.

13) snoozetime - I definitely do snooze a lot! In fact, thats what I’m going to go do right now after writing this post!

Box of Life Meme

I was tagged recently by TT Girl and Storm for a meme originating from Miss Peach’s blog.

A SIMPLE BUT VERY IMPORTANT MEME: List your treasures and tag other kitties and their humans also, as many as you like. Let this reflection spread through out the world. We need to count our contentments as Blessings!

What do you look back over and treasure enough to place inside your BOX OF LIFE?

I’d make sure to stick everything essential to life in my box just in case I get stranded on an island and this box is all I have left!

1) Several jars of mayonnaise because one is never enough!

2) Limbs from my servants such as arms or legs for when I need to give the bitey. I’d bring the whole human because it could be useful for fetching things, but I need to conserve space in my box for other essentials.

3) My whole crew of mice and my new pickle monster!  Sometimes I think they possess me…

Tamra Maew Attacks Mouse on String

4) The dishwasher. It may have won round 1, but revenge is coming soon!

5) A printer. No ink needed, it just has to constantly shoot out paper for me to attack and nibble!

6) The whole closet. It’s a great jungle gym!

7) A few chairs to either destroy or nap on lolol!

8) Ok fine, I’ll leave out the closet and bring the servants…

Trouble on Tuesday – Secret Cave!

Sorry for not posting the last few days, the servants abandoned me for a few days and left the office door closed so I couldn’t get to the computer! Luckily for them they returned with some new toys which I will post about soon! Anyways, on to the mischief… :)

I found a nice little hidden cave under the servants desk that only opens up it’s secret doorway when the servants pull out the keyboard to type! It’s a great hide-out with easy access to many tasty wires!

Tamra Maew Eating Wires

Of course, this hide-out does have one problem. Since I’m so sneaky, the servants usually have no idea I’m there unless I pull on the keyboard or mouse wire lolol! This usually means I get a good squishing when they try to close the keyboard drawer! The first time I found this secret cave the servants actually thought the drawer was broken because they couldn’t close it! Did I ever give them the bitey that day from trying to squash me in my comfy cave!