Today’s Thursday Thirteen will help explain why I haven’t been blogging as much as usual lately!
1 – The lady servant has been doing a three person job (but not getting a three person pay) for the last few weeks! This has kept her late at work or exhausted at home which has allowed me to get away with more mischief than usual. Unfortunately I’ve been blogging less than usual because I need to capitalize on this rare opportunity to unleash chaos!
2 – The lady servant also abandoned me for the whole weekend to go far away and visit grandpaw who was in the hospital with blood clot problems. He got in trouble for sneaking a beer into the hospital in his suitcase, but otherwise should be fine if he responds well to his meds, although the problem is quite serious. I hope he’s ok.
3 – On Tuesday it was time to take out my stitches. At the vet, 5 technicians tried to take them out but after the way they shaved me last time I refused to let them anywhere near me. They ended up suggesting I be sedated lolol! The servants took me home and decided to try themselves instead.
4 – The servants managed to trick me into revealing my pink belly by distracting me with treats and a good head scratch. They got 3 of the 4 stitches out before I realized it was time to give them the bitey.
5 – The servants and the folks at the vet found out that I can actually meow and scream louder than any other cat or dog they’ve ever heard before! The vet technicians say I have catitude.
6 – I’ve begun to discover that sleeping under the covers can be quite fun, especially when you have a shaved belly. It’s nice and warm under there.
7 – The lady servant is spending too much time talking to the servants of my furry parents. They talk a lot about the wite rats, I’m getting nervous.
8 – The servants are making very crazy and unrealistic demands of me. They say I can use the counter to hop up onto the cupboards but they pull a huge fit every time I walk on the stove. They say it gets hot and is dangerous… I KNOW!
9 - I’ve been showing lots of cattitude lately. Expression is key to demanding better service!
10 – I spend my nights gradually stretching out horizontally on the bed so that by morning the lady servant is almost hanging off the side lol! I may be tiny, but I need my stretching room.
11 – The servants have been complaining about sore necks for the last few weeks as I have claimed their so called pillows as my new bed. If they still try to use them during the night, I’ll just lie down on their heads.
12 – The lady servants is going to the doctor this morning for something! I hope she is feeling well soon and the doctor recommends her some nap time with Tamra!
13 – The servants have been taking Temptations in their lunches everyday for the last week without giving me any…!
