After carefully reviewing the evidence, I’ve come to the conclusion that Griffin is not a viscous predatory alien. In fact, my observations have led me to believe that he is perhaps more of a hazard to himself than anyone around him. Unlike the aliens, you can see below that he is far more fascinated with his own feet than world domination.

While I was initially uncertain of his true intentions when he first invaded my territory, I’ve come to realize he is nothing more than a tiny goof ball with no evident purpose in any of his actions. For the most part, he will just wander around aimlessly, bumping into things, purring and licking peoples faces. Given the proper training from his older, much more beautiful and smarter sister, he could perhaps become a useful tool. One day, he may very well get to sit by my side on the servants desk while we plot evil mischief to punish the servants for their constant incompetence.

Of course, Griffin still can’t quite reach the desk yet! In fact, he got to try on his collar recently and it can still slip right off his head!

For such a tiny little fellow, he sure can produce a lot of heat when he naps! The servants think it’s cute when I snuggle with him, but my taking advantage of his heat for personal comfort should not be misconstrued as appreciation for his presence. For the time being, I will continue to tolerate him with the hope that he should prove useful in the future.