Humans Provide Cat Condo – We are Pleased

Posted on June 17, 2008 by Tamra Maew

From time to time the humans will amaze us with a rare display of intelligence. Recently, they did just that when they came home with a Cat Condo! Granted, its a bit small for two and any actually smart human would have gotten us each our own… Still, we are pleased with this acquisition and have found it to serve most of our basic daily needs.

A Cat Condo is a perfect place to play some games! There are balls to whop and plenty of places to scratch and chew.

A Cat Condo is also a perfect place to wash. There are lots of furs and usually an extra tongue helping you!

A Cat Condo also serves well for naps. There isn’t much room but we always fit two.

In fact, there’s no reason to leave a Cat Condo except for food and to poo!

Vomito de Gato Griffin

Posted on May 22, 2008 by Griffin

Today I puked up my very first pile of vomito de gato! Tamra tells me there is much more to come in my future, especially if I keep up my current eating habits…

For the last week I’ve discovered how fun it is to eat Kleenex and unroll the toilet paper. Unfortunately, I’ve now also gotten hooked to eating the stuff! It’s just so wonderfully chewy!

As you may have already guessed… it wasn’t a furrball I puked up! It was more like half a roll of toilet paper which the servants then flushed down the toilet. The good news is that I must be using the toilet paper properly if the servants flushed it because thats what they do when they use it too.

I do find it odd that the humans weren’t more concerned when I puked… They seemed more interested in rolling all the toilet paper up again after I worked so hard to spread it nice and evenly across the floor. Tamra is right, they are definitely incompetent.

Three Name Meme

Posted on May 9, 2008 by Tamra Maew

Tara and Kavan started a new Three Name Meme and Kavan tagged me! Here are the rules:

In case you aren’t familiar with The Naming of Cats, in the Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats, by T.S. Eliot, we all have three names! So, in this meme, you must link to the originator of the meme (Tara and Kavan), list the following rules, and then tell us:

1. The name that the family uses daily (such as Peter, Agustus, Alonzo, or James)
2. The name that is particular, a name thats peculiar, and more dignified (such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat)

3. What you are doing when you are thinking of the name that only you know, and will never confess (when engaged in rapt contemplation), that deep and inscrutable singular name

Then tag three cats to give their three names.

Here are my three names:

1. Tamra… or Tamra Maew if im being bad!
2. HoneyBunnyBites
3. Wondering what Griffins ears taste like with mayonnaise… mmm mayonnaise!

and here are Griffins:

1. Griffin
2. MonkeyClawsClimb
3. Developing a master plan for my next attack on Tamra’s tail!

I’ll tag Storm the furry fighter, Hendrix and TT!

Also, I’ve got a role in CCSI III which airs this weekend! Be sure to check it out at Sassy’s Blog!

Cheering the Montreal Canadiens

Posted on April 25, 2008 by Griffin

Me and Tamra have been watching NHL hockey with the servants since the start of the playoffs. We’re cheering for the Montreal Canadiens!

Go habs go! Go habs go!

While watching the game, I decided to ask Tamra what would happen if we cheered for the other team? Right now they are playing the Flyers, and I have recently found birds and flies to be interesting since the start of Spring.

I suggest you all cheer for the Montreal Canadiens. I found out the hard way what would happen

As you can see, the referee finally had to separate us! The ref warned that if we kept roughing we would get a 2 minute penalty in the PTU!

Meezer Rule: If you’re gonna rough up the opponent, make sure you aren’t sitting on the referee’s lap or you’ll always get caught!

Griffin Growing Like a Weed

Posted on April 21, 2008 by Tamra Maew

Griffin is growing at an alarming rate! In fact, if he keeps this up he may soon be bigger than me. This is bad because he is obsessed with chewing my tail. If he’s bigger, I’ll obviously always be smarter and sneakier and so I’ll be able to avoid his tail attacks while I’m awake. My main concern is that while I sleep that fatso will squash me in attempt to eat my tail! I do not approve of him messing up my beautiful furrs.

Meezer Rule: When your brother is a fatso, sleep with one eye open to protect your beautiful furrs!

Here are some pictures showing his alarming size increase…! Did I mention he even steals my food?