Back in October my home and the surrounding area was attacked by a group of hostile aliens. Their first sign of aggression was apparent when they began eating my trees. The tree’s used to be green but they must have put some sort of Alien peanut butter on them before beginning to snack.
On October 31st, the aliens proceeded to phase two of their attack and invaded the planet. There were monsters all over the streets and many of you will probably remember the brave battle I had with an evil ghost…!
After I successfully defeated the ghost and thus saved the planet from alien invasion, the evil beings decided to try a different approach. They launched a new attack directly from their space-ships, shooting white flakes down at us from the sky! As you can see from the picture below, not only are all the trees eaten from the first attack, but now the ground is covered in the mysterious white substance the aliens are firing at us!
If you remember, when the Aliens first began their snow attack on my home, I was quite traumatized. Of course, that wasn’t the worst part… I also discovered that people were finding my blog by searching Google for the phrase, “What Aliens Eat”. The Aliens must have realized that I was the one that thwarted their previous invasion attempt and so now they were planning to eat me! I needed to come up with a Meezer Rule plan because being covered in alien peanut butter was not an option.
The Alien attacks have continued and thus far I have avoided being eaten. The aliens did however manage to abduct me for two nights in order to perform experiments on my body when they kidnapped me from the vet clinic. When I managed to escape and return home I noticed my tummy was shaved and pink!
The servants don’t seem to understand the severity of the situation. It’s likely the vet is working for the Aliens and convinced my servants that this was somehow normal… Maybe the vet is an alien himself! Since the whole planet is in danger, I’ve come up with the perfect Meezer Rule to save us all!
When an Alien wants to eat you, cook it!
I’ve found a whole bunch of recipes for cooking aliens here. I plan to start with the Deep Fried Alien dish, then perhaps the Alien Ragout. Since there is only so much I can eat in one day I expect to be able to eat all the aliens within approximately two or three months. Expect the attacks and invasion to end by then! If you want to help, you can find out How to Cook an Alien too! We have to eat them before they eat us!
