Go habs go! Go habs go!

While watching the game, I decided to ask Tamra what would happen if we cheered for the other team? Right now they are playing the Flyers, and I have recently found birds and flies to be interesting since the start of Spring.

I suggest you all cheer for the Montreal Canadiens. I found out the hard way what would happen

As you can see, the referee finally had to separate us! The ref warned that if we kept roughing we would get a 2 minute penalty in the PTU!

Meezer Rule: If you’re gonna rough up the opponent, make sure you aren’t sitting on the referee’s lap or you’ll always get caught!

Meezer Rule: When your brother is a fatso, sleep with one eye open to protect your beautiful furrs!

Here are some pictures showing his alarming size increase…! Did I mention he even steals my food?

Go habs go!

Also, thank you Karl from The Cat Realm for the Valued Friend Award!

On October 31st, the aliens proceeded to phase two of their attack and invaded the planet. There were monsters all over the streets and many of you will probably remember the brave battle I had with an evil ghost…!

After I successfully defeated the ghost and thus saved the planet from alien invasion, the evil beings decided to try a different approach. They launched a new attack directly from their space-ships, shooting white flakes down at us from the sky! As you can see from the picture below, not only are all the trees eaten from the first attack, but now the ground is covered in the mysterious white substance the aliens are firing at us!

If you remember, when the Aliens first began their snow attack on my home, I was quite traumatized. Of course, that wasn’t the worst part… I also discovered that people were finding my blog by searching Google for the phrase, “What Aliens Eat”. The Aliens must have realized that I was the one that thwarted their previous invasion attempt and so now they were planning to eat me! I needed to come up with a Meezer Rule plan because being covered in alien peanut butter was not an option.

The Alien attacks have continued and thus far I have avoided being eaten. The aliens did however manage to abduct me for two nights in order to perform experiments on my body when they kidnapped me from the vet clinic. When I managed to escape and return home I noticed my tummy was shaved and pink!

The servants don’t seem to understand the severity of the situation. It’s likely the vet is working for the Aliens and convinced my servants that this was somehow normal… Maybe the vet is an alien himself! Since the whole planet is in danger, I’ve come up with the perfect Meezer Rule to save us all!

When an Alien wants to eat you, cook it!

I’ve found a whole bunch of recipes for cooking aliens here. I plan to start with the Deep Fried Alien dish, then perhaps the Alien Ragout. Since there is only so much I can eat in one day I expect to be able to eat all the aliens within approximately two or three months. Expect the attacks and invasion to end by then! If you want to help, you can find out How to Cook an Alien too! We have to eat them before they eat us!