1. When I wake up in the morning, I immediately wake up lady servant by lying down as close to her as possible, (which often means on top of her) and then purr purr purr.

2. The above event will start whenever I am ready for my 20 minutes of petting. It doesn’t matter if lady servant is not ready to wake-up, I’m the boss of her.

3. If lady servant is not being cooperative I will shove my nose in her eyes until she finally opens them to see how pretty I am!

4. When I’ve had enough petting, it’s time for lady servant to get out of my bed. I’ll let her know when it’s time by biting her hand and refusing to purr anymore. (I also like to bite male servant as shown below!)

5. After stretching and doing my nails on my cat post, it’s time to look for the coffee! I don’t usually get lucky during the week though because the servants use thermos cups that have a cover! On weekends, I always manage to sneak a few sips!

6. Next it’s time to wake up the old lady downstairs! I’ve never met her, but I’m sure she appreciates me chasing toys at 6am! If her alarm clock ever breaks, she can count on me to make sure she’s up when I say so.

7. After working up a sweat, it’s time to jump in the shower! Some days if I’m feeling extra nutty i’ll run right in while it’s running. Other days I’ll just stick my head in and wait for the servant to get out.

8. After the shower it’s time to protect lady servant from danger by attacking the wire of her hair dryer! (I’m in my ready to pounce position below!)

9. By this time lazy servant should be up and I’ll go bug him to feed me. I try to remind him by biting his feet but he doesn’t seem to get the message because I also bite his feet for no particular reason throughout the rest of the day lolol!

10. If the servants are taking too long to open the blinds, I’ll remind them by climbing them. I wouldn’t want them to go for the day and leave me in the dark!

11. At this point, I always eavesdrop on the servants talking about removing someones nails.

12. I make sure to put a fresh coat of hair on any sweater the lady servant plans to wear that day; its always the one she leaves on the sofa. This way she thinks of me all day! lolol

13. Finally, the last morning activity is to make believe that I am trying to run out of the home when the servants leave just to make them feel guilty for leaving (as if I’d want to spend the day out there, no place mat basket pft!).