Last week I wrote a meezer rule about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. I realize today that I forgot to mention exactly how close you will want to keep your enemy, especially if it’s a pickle monster.
Whap a pickle monster with your paw.
Or place him firmly in your jaw!
Never let him out of sight…
Knock him out before you bite!
Chew his head when you’re done…
The servants next, he better run!