Mommy servant has been gone since Wednesday and I really miss her! I’m stuck with the male servant who gives me nooogies instead of nice gentle caressing…! It’s horrible. In fact, since she’s been gone I’ve turned wild and have resorted to thievery in order to drive the male servant crazy and force him to go get mommy!
Here I am stealing his Nestea!

You should have heard all the noise I managed to make after I carried the can right off the desk then proceeded to whap it down the hallway lolol! The male servant yelled something about attaching me to a long stick and using me to mop the floor because I knocked some ice tea droplets all over the place.
Even though I miss Mommy, when she gets back here I am gonna give her a whole lot of bitey. She went to see her mommy at the human vet because she needed to get spayed. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I don’t remember her staying with me when I spent the night at the vet! This is outrageous, I can’t believe she’s off giving my attention time to someone else.
You know what’s worse? She gave me a bath not long before she left! She even had the nerve to take pictures of it (which I’ve since hidden so they never end up on the internet!).
Well, gotta go! I just heard a can of Nestea crack open!