I Miss Mommy Servant!

Mommy servant has been gone since Wednesday and I really miss her! I’m stuck with the male servant who gives me nooogies instead of nice gentle caressing…! It’s horrible. In fact, since she’s been gone I’ve turned wild and have resorted to thievery in order to drive the male servant crazy and force him to go get mommy!

Here I am stealing his Nestea!

Tamra Maew the Siamese Cat stealing Ice Tea

You should have heard all the noise I managed to make after I carried the can right off the desk then proceeded to whap it down the hallway lolol! The male servant yelled something about attaching me to a long stick and using me to mop the floor because I knocked some ice tea droplets all over the place.

Even though I miss Mommy, when she gets back here I am gonna give her a whole lot of bitey. She went to see her mommy at the human vet because she needed to get spayed. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I don’t remember her staying with me when I spent the night at the vet! This is outrageous, I can’t believe she’s off giving my attention time to someone else.

You know what’s worse? She gave me a bath not long before she left! She even had the nerve to take pictures of it (which I’ve since hidden so they never end up on the internet!).

Well, gotta go! I just heard a can of Nestea crack open!

  • http://theevilsiamese.blogspot.com Scout

    You have given me a great idea for the next time I am not given proper attention! Even though it is Coke Zero can instead of Nestea I think it will serve it’s purpose just as well!

  • http://catbantr.blogspot.com Kimo & Sabi

    Pffft! Yer momma has a lotta nerve leaving you home wif that manbean! We hopes you leaves a few sticky-hairy pressie surprises fer her!

  • http://taraprincessmeezer.blogspot.com/ Kavan

    Poor dear Tamra! I know how you feel, Dad is just not the same as Mom!

    Kavan

  • http://www.mrhendrixthekitty.blogspot.com Hendrix

    Jeez! Not only have you been abandoned by your mommy, you have been compared to a MOP by your daddy. I’ve seen and smelles mops and you certainly don’t resemble those at all.

    I think you need to bitey both of them!

    PS you are very strong to have taken that nestea can away!

  • http://diamondslair.blogspot.com/ Diamond Emerald-Eyes

    Mine was away for just over 2 days when she get spayed and was useless for a week afterwards. But now she cannot breed and it cut back on her roaming, so it was a good thing.

  • http://daisythecurlycat.blogspot.com/ Daisy

    Dads don’t know how to do stuff right, like moms do.

  • http://kazethecat.blogspot.com Kaze

    I love your choice of toy!! I have been in TROUBLE this past weekend for my theft of certain items of “trash”.

  • http://tt-themisadventuresofme.blogspot.com/ TT

    I knows how you feel! When my mommy bean goes away the big male bean ALWAYS forgets to feeds me! I has to think of good ideas to get hims back on that one.