As I finally gain some peace and quiet sitting up on the window sill out of reach, let me tell you all what has been going on for the last few days.
As many of you have recently learned, the incompetent servants brought home a little “kitten”. As suspected by many, they did not consult me prior to acquiring this… thing. Since the servants are indeed supposed to serve me loyally, I have no other choice but to agree with TT and suspect alien involvement. Here is the intel I’ve gathered on the thing so far:
First of all, I am told he is my biological brother! Personally I see no resemblance whatsoever.
Secondly, he has a very unusual odor. The smell of an alien no doubt.
Many of you have however suggested that this may eventually be a good thing… While I am of course still quite skeptical, I have made an effort to tolerate his existence; especially when he is attacking the servants who deserve punishment.
He’s also deceivingly evil. While the casual observer might think this little act shown below is cute, its an obvious attempt to fool the servants into letting him steal my mice! That’s right, thats my mouse he’s got there!
Here’s some pictures of me as a kitten. Now thats cute! As you can see, no resemblance at all.
I have begun to like the little thing a little bit more ever since he pee’d on the male servant yesterday morning, so long as he doesn’t touch me… Stay away from me thing!
I believe the servants have given the thing a name, but I’m not going to bother learning it considering how short-lived his life will be if he keeps touching my tail…
OK! That’s enough tail biting and clawing, off with you now!!!
***EDIT***
Loyal servants here! Don’t tell Tamra we added this, but just wanted to let everyone know that Tamra’s new little brother is named Griffin, a seal point siamese born January 22nd 2008 (just over 7 1/2 weeks old). Both have the same biological parents, Munich (lilac point father) and Sewki (seal point mother).